Alternative Irish Toast:

Here's to our wives and girlfriends:
May they never meet!

Speak the Language
'Kearney, do you understand French?'
'I do if it's spoken in Irish.

Those are great Grammy, Keep them coming

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, he started to leave.

"S'cuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done. "What was that all about?"

"Nothing," he replied, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."

Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other,
"Have ye seen Mulligan lately,Pat?"
Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't."
His friend asked, "Shure, and what d'ye mean by that?"
Pat said, "It's like this, y'see...I saw a chap who I thought was Mulligan, and he saw a chap that he thought was me. And when we got up to one another...it was neither of us."


Grant me a sense of humor, Lord,
the saving grace to see a joke,
To win some happiness from life,
And pass it on to other folks.

Top of the Mornin' to ya! I am Irish_Boyo you host full of Blarney. All are welcomed here in the Irish Pub where there is enough Shennanigans and Good times to be had by all. (Of course all rules apply here that apply in ChatsUSA but hey good fun requires rules.) Here we can share irish music, poems, if allowed I may even teach ya some fun Irish slang (pg_13 of course) So pull up a stool and enjoy the fun that is to be had. Cead Mile Failte ( A Hundred Thousand Welcomes)