05-01-2007, 11:37 AM
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Fluffy's tips
Home Remedies/Solutions
If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and causes them to swim in an amusing manner. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. Have a bad tooth ache Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache.  |
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05-01-2007, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by KatRN
LMFAO FLUFF YOU SHOULD WRITE A HOME REMEDY FOR IDIOTS GUIDE!! VERY CUTE!
  what you talkin about????its from fluffs very own copy of the remedy for idiots guide,she`d be lost without it!
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05-04-2007, 02:30 PM
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Come on Fluff! Do you REALLY expect us to believe that you have tried all these remedies? Ok, I can see you hitting yourself on the thumb with a hammer or even pooring boiling water down your throat! I know you though, and I know there is NO WAY you are going to share your gin with a goldfish! LMAO!!! Thanks Hon!
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