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11-18-2007, 06:30 PM
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Todays Question 9
OK Lets do something different today so the Mortuary can get rid of the backload
As Christmas is approaching want to get you in the mood for those Christmas crackers so you can impress family and friends Just copy and paste questions on your reply and add your answers Will leave it open for 24 hours and edit your thread with how many out of 15 you get but not which ones If you dont know make it up but keep it clean  Prize for the correct answer will be a Premium Membership / equivalent points  1 How do you get one hundred feet in the air 2 What do you call an elephant that flies 3 How do you keep a skunk from smelling 4 What do you call it when a bunch of sheep roll down a hill 5 Why do giraffes have long necks 6 Why do elephants paint their toenails red 7 Why do birds fly south for the winter 8 Why are false teeth like stars 9 What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun 10 Whats grey,yellow,grey,yellow,grey,yellow,grey,yellow 11 What has a bed does not sleep has a mouth but does not speak 12 How do you know Santa is a man 13 What can fill a room but takes up no space 14 Big as a biscuit deep as a cup but even a river cant fill it up, what is it 15 What kind of room has no windows or doors Last edited by Pier; 11-18-2007 at 06:36 PM. |
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11-18-2007, 07:15 PM
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1. Kill a cenitpede
2. A jumbo jet 3. Hold it's nose 4. A lambslide 5. Because their feet smell 6. So they can hide in cherry trees/strawberry patches 7. Because it's too far to walk 8. They come out at night 9. Sir 10. An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth 11. A river 12. He shows up late and eats all ur food (the rest of the answer i found wasn't very pg-13  )13. Light 14. A kitchen strainer 15. A mushroom There, hope those are good!  12 correct
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11-18-2007, 07:47 PM
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1 How do you get one hundred feet in the air
Kill a centipede 2 What do you call an elephant that flies A jumbo jet 3 How do you keep a skunk from smelling Plug its nose 4 What do you call it when a bunch of sheep roll down a hill A Lambslide 5 Why do giraffes have long necks So they dont have to smell their stinky feet! duh silly 6 Why do elephants paint their toenails red So they can hide in a strawberry patch 7 Why do birds fly south for the winter Cuz its too far to walk! ...would u wanna walk that far!? 8 Why are false teeth like stars They come out at night 9 What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun SIR! 10 Whats grey,yellow,grey,yellow,grey,yellow,grey,yellow An elephant rolling down a hill with a yellow flower in its mouth 11 What has a bed does not sleep has a mouth but does not speak A river 12 How do you know Santa is a man He shows up late, empties his sack, only comes once and leaves before you wake up 13 What can fill a room but takes up no space Light 14 Big as a biscuit deep as a cup but even a river cant fill it up, what is it A Strainer 15 What kind of room has no windows or doors Mushroom 12 correct
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11-19-2007, 03:52 AM
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1 How do you get one hundred feet in the air
kill a centipede 2 What do you call an elephant that flies Dumbo 3 How do you keep a skunk from smelling Dipping it in tomato juice or plugging its nose 4 What do you call it when a bunch of sheep roll down a hill Lambslide 5 Why do giraffes have long necks so they cant smell their feet 6 Why do elephants paint their toenails red So they can hide in the strawberry patch 7 Why do birds fly south for the winter too far to walk 8 Why are false teeth like stars come out at night 9 What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun Sir 10 Whats grey,yellow,grey,yellow,grey,yellow,grey,yellow An Elephant with a daisy in its mouth 11 What has a bed does not sleep has a mouth but does not speak a river 12 How do you know Santa is a man Because he has a beard 13 What can fill a room but takes up no space Light 14 Big as a biscuit deep as a cup but even a river cant fill it up, what is it A Strainer 15 What kind of room has no windows or doors A Mushroom sorry bud only 10
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11-19-2007, 04:03 AM
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1 How do you get one hundred feet in the air
Kill a centipede 2 What do you call an elephant that flies A jumbo jet 3 How do you keep a skunk from smelling Plug its nose 4 What do you call it when a bunch of sheep roll down a hill A sheep roll 5 Why do giraffes have long necks cus their feet smell 6 Why do elephants paint their toenails red So they can hide in a strawberry patch 7 Why do birds fly south for the winter cus its too far to walk 8 Why are false teeth like stars They come out at night 9 What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun SIR! 10 Whats grey,yellow,grey,yellow,grey,yellow,grey,yellow An elephant rolling down a hill with a yellow flower in its mouth 11 What has a bed does not sleep has a mouth but does not speak A river 12 How do you know Santa is a man cus he has a beard 13 What can fill a room but takes up no space Light 14 Big as a biscuit deep as a cup but even a river cant fill it up, what is it a drain 15 What kind of room has no windows or doors Mushroom still 10 bud sorry
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11-19-2007, 04:14 AM
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1 How do you get one hundred feet in the air
Kill a centipede 2 What do you call an elephant that flies A jumbo jet 3 How do you keep a skunk from smelling Plug its nose 4 What do you call it when a bunch of sheep roll down a hill A Lambslide 5 Why do giraffes have long necks their feet stink 6 Why do elephants paint their toenails red So they can hide in a strawberry patch 7 Why do birds fly south for the winter too far to walk 8 Why are false teeth like stars their always white 9 What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun a bank robber? 10 Whats grey,yellow,grey,yellow,grey,yellow,grey,yellow duck duck goose 11 What has a bed does not sleep has a mouth but does not speak A river 12 How do you know Santa is a man He shows up late, empties his sack, only comes once and leaves before you wake up 13 What can fill a room but takes up no space Light 14 Big as a biscuit deep as a cup but even a river cant fill it up, what is it A Strainer 15 What kind of room has no windows or doors Mushroom OMG Cena its still only 10 sorry bud
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11-19-2007, 04:21 AM
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1 How do you get one hundred feet in the air: jump on a trampoline
2 What do you call an elephant that flies:dumbbo 3 How do you keep a skunk from smelling:put him in aq bag and tie it off 4 What do you call it when a bunch of sheep roll down a hill::rolling pillows 5 Why do giraffes have long necks:so they can reach theretale 6 Why do elephants paint their toenails red:cause it reminds them of red berries 7 Why do birds fly south for the winter: for the good lookin babes down south in the bikini's 8 Why are false teeth like starscause there changealbe 9 What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun:G.I.gorrilla 10 Whats grey,yellow,grey,yellow,grey,yellow,grey,yellow:do nt no. ask the colors 11 What has a bed does not sleep has a mouth but does not speak; RIVER 12 How do you know Santa is a man:cause he always yells out for hoe's 13 What can fill a room but takes up no space:air 14 Big as a biscuit deep as a cup but even a river cant fill it up, what is it:my sister 15 What kind of room has no windows or doors:box took me awhile to get off the floor there Sand pmsl you got a total score of 1 maybe you will get a prize for the effort Last edited by Pier; 11-19-2007 at 04:29 AM. |
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11-19-2007, 09:51 PM
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1. Kill a centipede
2. A dumbo jet 3. Hold it's nose 4. A lambslide 5. Because their feet smell 6. So they can hide in cherry trees/strawberry patches 7. Because it's too far to walk 8. They come out at night 9. Anything it wants! 10. An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth 11. A river 12. No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year 13. Light 14. A kitchen strainer 15. A mushroom There, I changed 3. How's that? Lol looks like more than 3 still 12 hun
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11-20-2007, 02:02 AM
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1. Kill a centipede
2. a jumbo jet 3. Hold it's nose 4. A lambslide 5. Because their feet smell 6. So they can hide in cherry trees 7. Because it's too far to walk 8. They come out at night 9. Sir! 10.An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth! 11. A river 12. He shows up late, eats your food, emptys his sack, comes only once and leaves before you wake up 13. Light 14. A kitchen strainer 15. A mushroom woohooooo up to 12 now Cena well done
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