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Kid_Sin · 12-07-2007, 02:49 PM

[FONT='Cambria','serif']This is the results of a thread called And Then... in the games section.[/font]
[FONT='Cambria','serif']Once upon a time, there was an evil Santa clause sent out to stop good children from getting presents. One day he summoned his evil elves and asked them to prepare his breakfast. But they were so evil that they made his breakfast out of snow and rocks. When Santa ate his breakfast, he realized that all his evil elves poisoned the snow and rocks. He went to go tell his brother but forgot he’s been turned into an egg by the evil Easter bunny. So instead, he called up the magical wizard of oz and asked if he could fix it. The wizard said of course I can, but you have to bring me a kangaroo egg and then you have to fry it in some African Chicken Juice with a touch of Garlic. You also have to bring me an extra large strawberry, chocolate, vanilla, butterscotch, cherry, chocolate chip cookie dough sundae. But the most important item ever is the hair follicle from the one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater dipped in your moms famous beef stew! To acquire this rarity, you must learn the ways of the one-eyed one-horn flying purple people eater and to do that you must go to the great one-eyed one-horn F.P.P village and ask for Chief Superman the great chief and tell him that his breath smells like butter. But that has nothing to do with how you will get the items you need. Anyway, to get the items you need, you will tell him that you need his assistance in smelling your feet. He loves to help people do that and you must get on his good side before you ask him for favors. After you do that, you have to dip your feet in garlic for him to smell cus once he smells the garlic he will want to lick your feet clean cuz he loves garlic, once you do that you learned the ways of the one-horned one-eyed F.P.P.E. And once you do that you can finally get what you have been longing for. Then you can go in search of the Flying Purple People Eater to get his hair. You must seek him out by using Ur batman signal light cuz he LOVES batman. He is like batman’s number one fan, once you do that you must go to Antarctica to freeze off all his hair. And once you do that you can finally grab his hair and make your way back to me, once you do that i will give you the special beef stew your mom made so you can dip it in there. When you complete this task you will have to cut it in half and go out to dinner with me cus there’s more to me then your brother told you about before he got turned into that egg." The evil Santa then thought about his journey ahead of him and looked at the 3 paths he could travel. He decided to take the one filled with the big destructive weapons and evil plans file cabinet, he took the biggest weapon and the most evil plan he could find and made his way back to his own version of "the bat cave". When he arrived, he took a bath in hot chocolate with lots of marshmallows. He took some cookies with him and dunked them in his bath. He called up his brother and asked him when was the best time to attack then he said i mean visit, then he ate cake. After that he hid his destructive weapon and evil plan and made his way to the north pole riding a carrot. Instead of taking fuel, it took apple juice mixed with paper. On the paper, had to be written "I am paper, hear me crinkle" or it wouldn’t work. On the way, the evil santa spotted a one toothed yellow spotted squirrel eating his favorite kind of chips. He pulled his carrot over took the chips and threw the squirrel into a boiling vat of blue striped granny panties. The squirrel swam around in the vat drinking the water. While the squirrel was doing that evil Santa got back on his way to the northpole until Rudolph the moron reindeer stopped him in his tracks. Rudolph started telling him jokes and riddles and wouldn’t let him go. Finally santa got so aggravated that he threw the squirrel at him and ran him over with his carrot. He was almost there but his carrot. Ran into a blender and got all chopped up. So he had to find something else to ride. He found a Magical flying chair with a seatbelt. So he sat in the chair and rode it till he got to Santas underwear drawer realizing his error he picked out his favorite thong that’s red with white fur around the edges and green bows and sparkles. After that he put them on and started dancing around like a big elephant in the circus. He then got tired so he made spaghetti. Instead of eating it, he threw it in his bed and rolled around in it. His dog named FourthofJuly tried to eat the spaghetti so he dumped a bunch of sauce on him. FourthofJuly realized it was magical spaghetti and looked up at his master and started speaking. "you need to go to the northpole still to use your evil plan which is to make a Christmas army and take over the world. Then not allow anyone to get presents." Evil santa replied, "oh yeah. But i will need your help. Go assemble the super secret big bang weapon that im gonna use to create my army and dont forget to make me a sandwich and on that sandwich i want Egg salad with peanut butter and skittles! Now GO!" FourthofJuly ran off to do his task. But suddenly, a man jumped out of nowhere and turned him into a coat rack!!!!! *gasp* the man went in search of Santa. There was going to be a battle bigger than any ever seen before! (Even bigger than star wars). When the man went into Santa's room, Santa dove out of his bed, stood up ready to fight and exclaimed, "It's you the easter bunny, the one who turned my poor dog into a firework display at fourthofjuly." Santa raised up his fists but then all the sudden Cupid busted through the window with a RPG. Then the sandman broke out some Explosive sleep dust and started throwing it everywhere! There were explosions all over the place and cupid started firing at random! Santa took cover under a table as the Easter Bunny whipped out his AK47 and started shooting at Cupid. It was a war between the Legendary Figures! Next thing everyone knew, Mother Nature was flooding in with magical wine. As soon as she did everyone got drunk and forgot why they were fighting. Santa found this a perfect opportunity to reveal his evil plan to the figures, while he was doing that the real santa was sitting in the North Pole eating his beard. He was so worried about the good kids and so he decided to go and see what the evil santa has planned for this Christmas. Just as he was walking out the door, a magical carpet crashed through his window saying let’s have a party to celebrate the number 523. So he got on the magic carpet and started riding around. Just after he shot up the chimney he saw the evil santa carrying a big grape. He took sharpies and started coloring the grape red, cuz it was green and he didn’t like the green ones. When the evil santa was done coloring the grape, he took a bite out of it and threw it at the good santa. It knocked him off the carpet and he fell to the ground. The good santa was defeated, and someone would have to take over his position...unless the bad santa stopped them. The evil santa stole the old good santa's clothes from the ground and hid them in his big pocket, after he did that he dug out the grape and put the good santa in it. After that he zipped up the grape and put the grape in an underground bunker built to withstand nuclear warfare. He set up a ton of traps and explosives around the perimeter so no one but him would be able to penetrate the armor. After he knew the santa suit and good santa's leftovers were safely secured he took out the santa suit and put it on. As soon as he did that all the elves grew lil horns and tails, the santa suit grew black, and santa was drained of all his powers. Knowing hes been defeated, Santa Took out his freeze gun and started to destroy his evil empire. But he didn’t know that the good Santa would (the good one) shriveled up and died, like a raisin. He turned to dust and the evil santa swept him into the dust pan and blew him into the fan. The dust scattered everywhere...and the good santa was to never be seen again. The evil santa felt no remorse and decided to go assemble his Christmas army and take over the world. [/font][FONT='Cambria','serif']Everyone knew that Christmas was ruined, and it would never be the same again, seeing santa was Father Christmas. Now all Christmas will be evil.[/font][FONT='Cambria','serif']
The End[/font]

Cenafan · 12-07-2007, 02:56 PM

even better then the dragon story!!!
way to go Kid and Charm...too funny

Charmaine · 12-07-2007, 03:13 PM

Wow Cenas right this is soooooooooo funny!!! and it would'nt have turned out so great without Cena.Afterall he did start the story and contributed a lot along with Kid!!! I love it!!

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