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Old 04-23-2008, 11:38 AM     #1 (permalink)
 
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Do You Have A Good Lawyer ?

This is too funny for me, I had to let you discover, just read it please :

Carl Truman, a 19-year-old young man of Los angeles (California) saw himself allocating 74.000 $ of indemnification of medical expenses after his neighbour runs him on the hand with his Honda Accord.Obviously Mr Truman had not realized that there was somebody in the steering wheel when he undertook to try to steal hubcaps.


Terrence Dickson, Bristol (Pennsylvania) left the home in which it had just burgled by going out by the garage. But it does not succeed in opening the door of the garage the system of automatic order of which was faulty. He could not either go back to the home because the door of communication which he had drawn behind he had closed again with an automatic handle. The family which lived in the home having gone on holiday, he found himself blocked in the hanging garage eight days. He survived thanks to a cardboard of bottles of Pepsi and a bag of food for dog whom he found on place.It lodged a complaint against the insurance company of the home deducing that situation had put it in a state of psychological misery. Jury allocated him 500.000 $.


Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, made a trial to a night club near her being closing of the window of the toilets of the establishment, breaking two front teeth. It occurred while she tried to cross ladies of the night club by the window of toilets to avoid paying the 3,50 $ of entrance. She saw herself granting 12.000 $ and the refund of its dental expenses.


And big winning of the year is Mr. Merv Grazinski, Oklahoma City. Mr Grazinski had bought himself a very new motor-home Winnebago. By coming back to him after a match of football, it took the freeway, put the vehicle quickly automatic in 100 km / h and left the steering wheel easy to go to make a coffee in the back cabin. Not very amazing thing, the vehicle departed from its running, left the putting on and made a barrel. Mr Grazinski made a trial in Winnebago with motive that, in the textbook of the owner, pointed out only it was dangerous to leave the steering wheel. Jury granted him 1.750.000 $ and very new Winnebago. The company since changed the textbooks of its vehicles, in case other one of their customers would be a moron of the same type!


!!! I'm sorry for translation, it's not really easy for me to translate it very correctly !!!

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Old 04-24-2008, 08:16 AM     #2 (permalink)
 
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No answer because you approve what made law, or because you don't understand translation or because you just don't care about this ?!
For me it's just bewildering...
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Old 04-24-2008, 09:07 AM     #3 (permalink)
 
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hahaha cute stories hon, none of them deserved money but they all sure deserved wedgies
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Old 04-24-2008, 09:25 AM     #4 (permalink)
 
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Hehe I had to read them a couple of times to understand them properly. They sure are funny
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Old 04-24-2008, 09:52 AM     #5 (permalink)
 
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Old 04-24-2008, 01:43 PM     #6 (permalink)
 
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Lol sorry...if someone can translate it correctly it's nice then ^^
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lol sue anyone for aything an youl probaly win
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