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GrammyBear · 02-12-2008, 03:00 AM

Sarcasm can be fun. Just sharing

Heard any or made any up?

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch!

Nasshi · 02-12-2008, 02:13 PM

Here's one from a brilliant mind.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain

GrammyBear · 02-12-2008, 08:13 PM

May you never get more than one sheet of toilet paper at a time.

02-13-2008, 08:47 AM

I married a chocolate teapot
local proverb

GrammyBear · 02-29-2008, 04:30 AM

May those who love us, love us; and those who don't love us, may God turn their hearts; and if He doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping.

02-29-2008, 08:09 AM

You can't fight ya way out of a paper bag

GrammyBear · 02-29-2008, 09:12 AM

May you try your luck at roller skating,
while descending the stairs!

Nasshi · 03-03-2008, 01:15 AM

If at first you don't succeed, give up.. ya loser.

03-03-2008, 05:11 AM

try, try and try again until you are ready for bed

GrammyBear · 03-06-2008, 02:33 AM

Never go to sleep angry when you can stay up and argue all night long.

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02-13-2008, 08:47 AM	#4 (permalink)

peachy_donnamarie33 Guest Posts: n/a	I married a chocolate teapot local proverb

02-29-2008, 08:09 AM	#6 (permalink)

sweetunicorn Guest Posts: n/a	*You can't fight ya way out of a paper bag*

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sweetunicorn Guest Posts: n/a	*try, try and try again until you are ready for bed*