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Old 07-27-2006, 05:15 PM     #1 (permalink)
 
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heres some riddles for ya
Q: HOW DO YOU MAKE A TISSUE DANCE
A: YOU PUT A LITTLE BOOGIE IN IT
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW WITH NO LEGS
A: GROUND BEEF

Q:WHY DID THE GUM CROSS THE ROAD
A: BECAUSE IT WAS STUCK TO THE CHICKENS FOOT


THOUGHT THESE WERE KIND OF CUTE AND WANTED TO SHARE THEM
 
Old 07-27-2006, 05:35 PM     #2 (permalink)
 
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How bout this,
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

SWIMMING TRUNK!
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Old 07-27-2006, 05:37 PM     #3 (permalink)
 
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haha noreez cute, i jsut love riddles
 
Old 07-27-2006, 06:07 PM     #4 (permalink)
 
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ya, mee too.Another one:
What's the best thing to put in a pie?

A FORK!!

You got another?
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Old 07-27-2006, 06:14 PM     #5 (permalink)
 
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Oh god i love those jokes

Heres one of my favourites:

Q. What do a tank and a banana have in common?
A. They're both yellow except for the banana!!!!!
 
Old 07-27-2006, 06:18 PM     #6 (permalink)
 
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loving this
Loving this guys keep em comin
 
Old 07-27-2006, 06:24 PM     #7 (permalink)
 
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Ha..ha..ha
Love that fluff.How bout this:
What kind of animal needs oiling?
A mouse, coz it squeaks.
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Old 07-28-2006, 07:33 AM     #8 (permalink)
 
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Q. How did the english man stop his son from biting his nails?
A. He kicked his teeth out!
 
Old 07-29-2006, 01:42 AM     #9 (permalink)
 
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his Quarter back!
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Old 07-29-2006, 01:43 AM     #10 (permalink)
 
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Cowleen, love your avatar.SOOOOO cute.
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