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True stories are the best
Old 04-07-2008, 02:18 PM     #1 (permalink)
 
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True stories are the best

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the
Pennsylvania State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his
ticket book, she said, 'I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the
State Troopers Ball.' He replied 'Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have
balls.' There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized
what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car
and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.......
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Old 04-07-2008, 02:50 PM     #2 (permalink)
 
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Old 04-07-2008, 03:04 PM     #3 (permalink)
 
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that crap never happens i wish i could have something happen to me..................but then again you have to get pulled over
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Old 04-07-2008, 03:25 PM     #4 (permalink)
 
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Oh, it happens. All those years working for police/fire/ems, I only got stopped twice by my co workers. Once when a headlight was out: Greg walked up, saw it was me, went over and banged on my hood. The light went on. He walked back and on his way past my window, said, "get that fixed," got in his car and drove off. Next time: I was doin 42 in a 30 *hangs head in shame* goin home and Ruben stopped me. He walked up opening his ticket book, saw it was me, and said disgustedly, "dammit Marilyn", turned around, got back in his car and drove off.
There are oodles of stories bout funny and good things they do for the public on a daily basis, but the few bad ones seem to get more publicity. Just folks doin a job; some better at it, some...well, we won't go there.
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Old 04-10-2008, 02:12 AM     #5 (permalink)
 
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LMAO! That's a good one!!!
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Old 04-13-2008, 12:08 AM     #6 (permalink)
 
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Old 04-15-2008, 08:19 AM     #7 (permalink)
 
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Old 04-15-2008, 10:37 AM     #8 (permalink)
 
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it was ok
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