welshy

Posts: 130

1- you may break your mothers heart but you wont break mine.
2- are you a homosexual ?, i bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
3- did your mother have any children that actually lived?, if she does i bet she regrets that.
4- dont call me sir i work for a living
5- your mother may love you but i really hate you
6- how tall are you private ?, private replies; six foot sergent, sergent says; six foot i did'nt know they stacked crap that high
7- your so ugly you could be a modern art master piece
8- where are you from private ?, private replies wales sergent. sergent then responds wales, only two things come from wales, one is sheep and the other is homosexuals, and you dont much look like a sheep to me so i guess that kind of narrows it down
9- sergent screams at private " dont call me sarge" there are only two sarges in the marines, the first is massarge (massage) and the second is a sausarge (sausage) what happens then private if you massage the sausage?, are you calling me a ******

Precious_Shanny

Posts: 195

Well that's interesting ...

Charmaine

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