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07-09-2007, 10:29 AM

10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.

9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

6. You can focus better with one eye closed.

5. You fall off the floor.

5. The whole bar greets you when you come in.

4. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.

3. Roseanne looks good.

2. You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.

1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up.

**KatRN** · 07-09-2007, 11:01 AM

Very funny!

Cenafan · 07-09-2007, 11:31 AM

lol thats funny

angelqueen_9 · 07-09-2007, 11:33 AM

that is funny lol

07-09-2007, 12:28 PM

07-11-2007, 02:34 PM

lol keep them coming

shake_n_bake · 07-11-2007, 06:30 PM

haha good one!

bussogal · 07-12-2007, 12:16 AM

have you been watching me out at night?????? hahaha....

Brown_eyes_2284 · 07-17-2007, 04:58 PM

now thats funny...lmao

Anselmo · 07-17-2007, 09:05 PM

most of that is True!Lol

07-09-2007, 10:29 AM	#1 (permalink)

peachy_donnamarie33 Guest Posts: n/a	Top ten signs that you are too drunk 10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth. 9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you. 8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. 7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt. 6. You can focus better with one eye closed. 5. You fall off the floor. 5. The whole bar greets you when you come in. 4. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like. 3. Roseanne looks good. 2. You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass. 1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up.

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07-09-2007, 12:28 PM	#5 (permalink)

Nilla Guest Posts: n/a	haha

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Big John Guest Posts: n/a	lol keep them coming