FloridaFun

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yepper, the picture never changes, just like the world over three old men get together on a front porch somewhere USA and start griping.
The first ol fart called Ice says, man I can't stand being this old, I have to get up at 3am every morning and pee, go back to sleep and then get up at 5 to poop.
The second old fart called Jonathon says hell, if think thats bad, look at me, I get up at 5 in the morning cause I have to pee real bad, but I only poop, at six I have to poop terribly and only pee. Lord, give me strength.
The third gent Krobelous ( the names have not been changed to hide their true idenities) says, you all are a bunch of wimps, now me, I have real problems. Why every morning at 5.02 AM I pee like a race horse. 5.04 I poop like an elephant.
The two other old farts look at him and say why that is great, what's wrong with that.
Krob says, I don't wake up until 8