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Things to say when you are drunk
Old 07-16-2007, 03:08 PM     #1 (permalink)
 
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Things to say when you are drunk

Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk
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Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
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Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:
Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
No kebab for me, thank you
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
I'm not interested in fighting you.
Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing
No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.
Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine or shop front.
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