welshy

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a man who was seen driving at 12o mph on a motoway by ploice was swiftly stopped. the police officer asked the driver of the car "give me one good reason for exceeding the speed limit by 50 mph and i wont wite up a ticket ". the man replied well , my reason for speeding officer is a simple one, " my wife was having an affair with a traffic cop and left me, so when i saw your blue lights behind me i realised you were a cop and put my foot down as i thought you were bringing my wife back to me ".

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Run awaaaaay! LOL

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