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Old 05-11-2008, 12:05 AM     #1 (permalink)
 
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Southern Home Alarm
HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1) Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's
used size 14-16 work boots.

2) Place them on your front porch, along with a copy
of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3) Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
magazine.

4) Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim:

I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't
mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman
this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't
think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to
tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four
of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

Cooter
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Old 05-11-2008, 02:17 AM     #2 (permalink)
 
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LMAO! hahaha i love the south!
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Old 05-13-2008, 06:32 PM     #3 (permalink)
 
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LOL! Why havent we been doing that?
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Old 05-15-2008, 08:03 AM     #4 (permalink)
 
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lmao yeeeeee haaaawwwww My new copy of guns and ammo just arrived
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LoL Love it!
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Old 05-17-2008, 07:43 PM     #6 (permalink)
 
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