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Old 07-13-2007, 06:38 AM     #1 (permalink)
 
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Real advertisements 3


Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.

Stock up and save. Limit: one.

We build bodies that last a lifetime.

For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

Man, honest. Will take anything.

Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

UsedCars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
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Old 07-13-2007, 06:58 AM     #2 (permalink)
 
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At least the last one was honest
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Old 07-13-2007, 01:30 PM     #3 (permalink)
 
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Old 07-17-2007, 04:54 PM     #4 (permalink)
 
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