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07-29-2007, 06:00 PM

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
Clarence Darrow

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
Quentin Crisp

There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age.
Benjamin Spock

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Nancy Mitford

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and then most of their lives telling them to sit down and shut up.
Phyllis Diller

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