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Old 06-25-2008, 02:50 PM     #1 (permalink)
 
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Old Dog

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.

He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.

The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour.

This continued off and on for several weeks. Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'

The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar: 'He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'
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Old 06-25-2008, 08:24 PM     #2 (permalink)
 
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lol. poor doggie
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Old 06-26-2008, 05:47 PM     #3 (permalink)
 
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speaking of older dogs, Monster wants a break, and my dearly beloved os terrified of cutting his puppies' toenail....can i bring them to you house Grammy?
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:51 PM     #4 (permalink)
 
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lol sure (ponders if you put this here cuz Ima old dog since Monster isn't that old)
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Old 06-27-2008, 11:08 AM     #5 (permalink)
 
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No she put it there so you'd cut doggie toenails. :P haha
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Old 06-27-2008, 11:38 AM     #6 (permalink)
 
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nay, I'm no doggie manicurist
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Oh, Grammy
LOL LOL LOL
I understand that dog and his owner
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