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NEVER CHOKE IN A SOUTHERN RESTAURANT
Old 05-26-2007, 10:24 PM     #1 (permalink)
 
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NEVER CHOKE IN A SOUTHERN RESTAURANT

Two hillbillies Ed and Red walk into a bar. While having a shot of
whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,
begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The
woman shakes her had no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head
no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back
of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right
butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a
violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she
begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His
partner says,
"Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't
never seen nobody do it!"
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Old 05-26-2007, 10:27 PM     #2 (permalink)
 
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thats a good one keep em coming
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Old 05-26-2007, 10:52 PM     #3 (permalink)
 
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Old 05-27-2007, 07:12 AM     #4 (permalink)
 
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:27 AM     #5 (permalink)
 
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lol
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Old 05-30-2007, 09:49 AM     #6 (permalink)
 
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that is funny....but im southern and that was just wrong all at the same time.
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Old 05-30-2007, 09:51 AM     #7 (permalink)
 
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lmao...good one nilla
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Old 05-31-2007, 10:58 PM     #9 (permalink)
 
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