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From the Mouths of Babes
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07-08-2007, 11:36 AM
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From the Mouths of Babes
"What were you before you came to school, boys and girls?" asked the teacher, hoping that someone would say 'babies'.
She was disappointed when the children cried out, "Happy!" ------------ The teacher was furious with her son. "Just because you've been put in my class, there's no need to think you can take liberties. You're a pig!" The boy said nothing! "Well! Do you know what a pig is?" she asked. "Yes, Mommy," said the boy, "The offspring of a swine." ------------ Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and exclaimed to his mother, "Miss Smith says that I've got such bad handwriting that I ought to be a doctor!!!" ------------ "I'd like you to be very quiet today, boys and girls. I've got a dreadful headache." "Excuse me," said Alec, "Why don't you do what mom does when she has a headache?" "What's that?" asked the teacher. "She sends us out to play!" exclaimed Alec. ------------ "I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock," said the principal to a new boy. "No, Sir," replied the wizenheimer. "I've got a digital watch that bleeps at 2:59!!!"
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