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01-06-2008, 02:03 PM

This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.

When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, 'What did you steal?'

She replied, 'A can of peaches.'

The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many
peaches were in the can. She replied, '6.'

The judge said, 'Then I will give you 6 days in jail.'

Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

The judge said, 'What is it?'

The husband said, 'She also stole a can of peas.'

GrammyBear · 01-07-2008, 10:37 AM

Nilla · 01-08-2008, 09:28 AM

lmao....dont you just LOVE men!

ycats · 01-11-2008, 03:37 AM

and she never saw the light of day again, damn men

Brown_eyes_2284 · 01-11-2008, 08:03 AM

Oceanborn12 · 06-21-2008, 07:02 AM

I´m from German, Baltic Sea, 67, married, retired orth.surg., loving music (Shirley Horn, Erroll Garner etc.), sailing, scandinavian crime stories

mariasue · 06-21-2008, 11:01 PM

Lolzz!! I heard that one before, but it's so like a guy to do that!

01-06-2008, 02:03 PM	#1 (permalink)

FluffybunnY Guest Posts: n/a	Love Story This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, 'What did you steal?' She replied, 'A can of peaches.' The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied, '6.' The judge said, 'Then I will give you 6 days in jail.' Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said, 'What is it?' The husband said, 'She also stole a can of peas.'

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