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03-08-2008, 04:15 PM
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a joke i heard earlier
little johnny asks his father, "what is politics ? "
dad replies let me explain it to you this way. i'm the breadwinner of the family, so lets call me capitalism. your mother is the administrator of the money so we shall call her the goverment. we are here to take care of your needs, so we shall call you the people. the nanny, well, consider her the working class. as for your baby brother, we shall call him the future. now go and think about this and see if it makes sense. little johnny goes off to bed thinking about what his father had said. later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diaper was very soiled. so little johnny goes to his perents room. his mother is sound asleep, not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nannys room, only to find the door is locked, he looks through the keyhole and see's his father in bed with the nanny. he gives up and goes back to bed. the next morning little johnny says to his father " dad i think i understand what politics is now ". good son replies his father tell me in your own words then what politics are. little johnny replies " well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the goverment is sound asleep , the people are being ignored and the future is in deep crap. Last edited by Angel; 03-08-2008 at 04:36 PM. Reason: no masking of swear words allowed |
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good one
