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"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the heck she is!"
-- Ellen DeGeneris

"I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain."
-- Carol Leifer

"The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise."
-- Roger Simon

"A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business."
-- Shelley Berman

"Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning, buy it back for seventy-five cents."
-- Billiam Coronel

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
-- Dave Edison

"If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many lawyers?"
-- Calvin Trillin

"Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for your face."
-- Anita Wise

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
-- Rita Rudner

"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'"
-- Jay Leno

"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."
-- Will Rogers

"It's not hard to tell we was poor -- when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline."
-- George Lindsey

"Never moon a werewolf."
-- Mike Binder

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
-- George Gobel

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peachy_donnamarie33

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If it wer'nt for electricity..............
Like that one

Q8forever

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nice one ^_^