07-05-2007, 03:38 PM
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humour songs
Humor - Country Songs
Actual Titles of Country Songs 1. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure 2. How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away? 3. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In Bed 4. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye 5. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me? 6. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself, Or Go Bowling 7. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger 8. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 9. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal 10. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You 11. I Liked You Better, Before I Knew You So Well 12. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 13. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 14. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonite 15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here 16. Please Bypass this Heart? 17. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now 18. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) 19. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus 20. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM LOL |
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I don't know who is funnier, Cool Babes joke or Fluff's reply
