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how many to change a light bulb
Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb in another divorced man's house? A: Yeah, like he gets the house! Q: How many matrix fans does it take to change a light bulb? A: There is no light bulb... Q: How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, but it takes 15 to write a paper entitled "Coping with darkness". How many thriller writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two - one gets it almost all the way in, then the other comes along and applies a surprising twist at the end. |
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