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07-07-2007, 04:50 PM
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Hill Billy Vasectomy
Hillbilly Vasectomy
After having their 11th child, a So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but it was very expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in the North Georgia Mountains), light it, put it in an empty beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: 1 2 3 4 5 At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in I only want to add that this came from a friend who lives in North Carolina!!
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