02-08-2008, 02:56 PM
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"Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law."
"I can see clearly now, the brain has gone" "Some people say that one's personality is reflected off of their car... Well, I have no car." "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" |
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02-08-2008, 04:31 PM
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haha love em
"In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." - Dereke Bruce "We don’t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, in 1962 "When they took the Fourth Amendment, I was silent because I don’t deal drugs. When they took the Sixth Amendment, I kept quiet because I know I’m innocent. When they took the Second Amendment, I said nothing because I don’t own a gun. Now they’ve come for the First Amendment, and I can’t say anything at all." - Tim Freeman "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" - Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
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