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07-04-2007, 03:31 PM

Florida Crazy Law

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road.

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

krobelus · 07-04-2007, 07:06 PM

crazy!!

07-05-2007, 11:57 AM

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.
LOL

I think these 2 are great who thinks up the laws in florida

07-05-2007, 12:51 PM

Did you know that in Colorado

In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

TonyMacK · 02-17-2008, 03:16 AM

In Denver it is illegal to drive a black car on sunday

In Columbus it is illegal to sell corn flakes on sunday...

02-17-2008, 07:04 AM

what country are these laws in

VivaLaBlake · 02-24-2008, 08:19 PM

Very Crazy

03-23-2008, 10:09 PM

crazy stuff.
heres one from the forces in the u.k; a soldier can be court martialed for failing to salute the regiments goat

GrammyBear · 03-24-2008, 12:17 AM

a goat?!?!

Texas:

A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
It is legal to commit a homicide as long as you tell the person when, and how you are going to kill them.
In Houston you cannot buy beer after midnight on Sunday, but you can buy it on Monday.
There is an old law in Texas that states you are unable to tuck your pants into one boot unless you own ten or more cattle.
It is illegal to spit on the sidewalk.
If two trains going in opposite directions on the same track meet each other, one can't move until the other does.
It is illegal to carry a pair of wire-cutters in your back pocket.
In Dallas County it is illegal to own any realistic looking, phallic shaped, personal massager more than one foot in length.
In Corpus Christie it is illegal to raise alligators in your home.
It is illegal to have an open container in a car. (It doesn't specify alcohol, it just says an open container.)
It is illegal to have anything protruding from your bumper unless it is attached with a chain (so bumper stickers are a no-no).
It is legal for the blind to go hunting as long as they have someone with them who isn't blind. (Compare with the similar law in Michigan.)
It is legal for a husband to beat his wife as long as he uses something no bigger than his thumb.
When you are released from jail, you must be given a horse and a shotgun, if you request it.
It is legal to fire a gun at someone if they are handed it to them by the victim first.
In Galveston, if you sit on the sidewalk, you could be fined $200.
It is illegal to milk another persons cow.
It is illegal to shoot a buffalo from the 2nd story of a hotel.
It is illegal to drive without windscreen wipers. You don't need a windscreen but, you must have the wipers.
The entire Encyclopedia Brittannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

**anthemjenn** · 03-28-2008, 08:04 PM

It USED to be illegal to drive without shoes and a belt on in California if you were a male over the age of 18!

07-04-2007, 03:31 PM	#1 (permalink)

peachy_donnamarie33 Guest Posts: n/a	funny laws Florida Crazy Law Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to shower naked. You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers. It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. It is illegal to skateboard without a license. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. Last edited by Scrump; 02-17-2008 at 03:19 AM. Reason: Removed Link.

07-05-2007, 12:51 PM	#4 (permalink)

Big John Guest Posts: n/a	Did you know that in Colorado In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

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07-05-2007, 11:57 AM	#3 (permalink)

Big John Guest Posts: n/a	Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. It is considered an offense to shower naked. LOL I think these 2 are great who thinks up the laws in florida

02-17-2008, 07:04 AM	#6 (permalink)

Mrteabag Guest Posts: n/a	what country are these laws in

03-23-2008, 10:09 PM	#8 (permalink)

welshy Guest Posts: n/a	crazy stuff. heres one from the forces in the u.k; a soldier can be court martialed for failing to salute the regiments goat