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Old 12-22-2007, 09:42 PM     #1 (permalink)
 
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elevator snobs

A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume.
She turns to the old Italian woman on the elevator with her and
says arrogantly,
"Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also
smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says,
"Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her
destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she
leaves, looks both beautiful women in the eye, turns, bends over,and farts.
"Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."
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Old 12-23-2007, 01:50 PM     #2 (permalink)
 
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OK Grammy at this point im on my knees trying to catch my breath..from the last joke abt the bears...now i gotta read this one too and its even more funnier..omg lol
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Old 12-23-2007, 02:28 PM     #3 (permalink)
 
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Never mess with old Italian women!!! Too Funny!!
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Old 01-27-2008, 11:01 AM     #5 (permalink)
 
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