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Drunken Man and Blonde
Old 07-07-2007, 11:55 AM     #1 (permalink)
 
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Drunken Man and Blonde
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde.
My friend next to me is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde.
And my other friend next to them is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde.
Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"

The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."


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Old 07-07-2007, 12:09 PM     #2 (permalink)
 
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Old 07-07-2007, 12:22 PM     #3 (permalink)
 
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Old 07-07-2007, 01:27 PM     #6 (permalink)
 
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Old 07-09-2007, 04:39 AM     #7 (permalink)
 
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Your jokes r better than mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hahahahaha thats the funniest one ive heard yet!!!!!
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