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07-27-2007, 06:23 PM

This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day he sees a speck in the horizon.

He thinks to himself,

"It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks,

"It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks,

"It's not a raft."

Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and she says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years!" he says.

She reaches over, unzips this waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says,"Man, oh man. Is that good!"

Then she asks,"How long has it been since you've had a drink of whisky ?"

He replies,"Ten years!" She reached over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"

Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wetsuit and she says to him."And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?"

And the man replies,"My God! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there too!"

07-27-2007, 07:05 PM

07-28-2007, 06:46 AM

Fluff good one
U know where to look

**Robby** · 07-28-2007, 09:53 AM

Oh, see what Fluffy comes up with!! Love it.

07-29-2007, 06:05 PM

like it good one

07-27-2007, 06:23 PM	#1 (permalink)

FluffybunnY Guest Posts: n/a	desert island golf This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and she says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years!" he says. She reaches over, unzips this waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says,"Man, oh man. Is that good!" Then she asks,"How long has it been since you've had a drink of whisky ?" He replies,"Ten years!" She reached over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!" Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wetsuit and she says to him."And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?" And the man replies,"My God! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there too!"

07-27-2007, 07:05 PM	#2 (permalink)

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07-28-2007, 06:46 AM	#3 (permalink)

peachy_donnamarie33 Guest Posts: n/a	Fluff good one U know where to look

07-29-2007, 06:05 PM	#5 (permalink)

Big John Guest Posts: n/a	like it good one