11-28-2007, 12:35 PM
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The Soul Bandit
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Bus Driver
A bus driver was driving some elementary students home from school one day. A little boy in the seat behind her was getting on her last nerve. He kept shouting things like "if my mommy were a girl elephant and my daddy were a boy elephant, i would be a baby elephant." The bus driver tried to stay as calm as possible but her blood was beginning to boil. The little boy continued with "if my mom were a girl tiger, and my dad were a boy tiger, i would be a baby tiger." She didnt think she could take much more of this. He persisted with "if my mom were a girl monkey and my dad were a boy monkey, i would be a baby monkey." Finally the bus driver got so fed up she yelled at the little boy, "WELL WHAT IF YOUR MOM WAS A PROSTITUTE AND YOUR DAD WAS AN ABUSIVE CRACKHEAD!?" The little boy looked at her and calmly said, "then i would be a bus driver".
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11-30-2007, 03:26 PM
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LMFAO...omg thats so funny, keep up the jokes sin!
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