11-25-2007, 11:27 PM
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Boat owners
There was this set of twins,Joe and John.Joe was the owner of an old dilapaidated boat.It just so happened that John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank. A few days later a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistaking him for John stated, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss, you must feel just terible." Joe, thinking she was talking about the boat said," Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to get rid of her.She was a rotten old thing from the beginning.Her bottom was all shriveled up and smelled like an old dead fish.She was always losing her water.She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too.Everytime I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow.The damed fools all tried to get in her at once and she split up the middle.
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11-25-2007, 11:29 PM
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OMG...LMFAO im gonna die laughing
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11-25-2007, 11:34 PM
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im trying gypsy...maybe you shouldnt be so funny
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