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Another true Florida story,Why underwear is Important!
Old 08-30-2007, 01:44 AM     #1 (permalink)
 
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Another true Florida story,Why underwear is Important!



If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a

tray, because you are dead. Always wear clean underwear in public,

especially when working under your vehicle...



From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview

couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down

in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping

while he fixed the car in the lot.



The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On

closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the

chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned

private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment,

she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his

shorts, and tucked everything back into place.



She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She

looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who

had been standing idly by.



The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead
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Old 08-30-2007, 02:33 AM     #2 (permalink)
 
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OMGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My laughing out loud almost got me fired Florida!!!!
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Old 09-04-2007, 10:58 PM     #3 (permalink)
 
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lmao, wow, just wow...
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THATS SO DAMN FUNNY..WONDER WHAT THE HUSBAND MIGHT BE FEELING
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