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Old 07-07-2007, 11:32 AM     #1 (permalink)
 
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A 90-year-old man and his doctor
At his yearly checkup a 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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Old 07-07-2007, 12:27 PM     #2 (permalink)
 
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Old 07-07-2007, 12:47 PM     #3 (permalink)
 
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Old 07-07-2007, 01:24 PM     #4 (permalink)
 
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Old 07-07-2007, 01:31 PM     #5 (permalink)
 
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Old 07-07-2007, 04:53 PM     #6 (permalink)
 
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Yeah!! I like those.
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Old 07-07-2007, 08:19 PM     #7 (permalink)
 
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Old 07-09-2007, 04:13 AM     #8 (permalink)
 
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Never mind
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Old 07-09-2007, 08:07 AM     #9 (permalink)
 
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Never mind
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just pick them off this great joke site i found
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Old 07-09-2007, 08:09 AM     #10 (permalink)
 
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