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Old 09-27-2007, 05:01 PM     #1 (permalink)
 
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Animal Kingdom

There are more dogs in my house
Than I care to admit
If we don't get a fence soon
I'm going to throw a fit
Can't keep a pair of shoes
Always stepping in **
The constant barking all day
is making me lose it

If you think too many dogs is bad
Where do you think my mind was at
When I went down the road
and picked up the damn cat
Thought he would get the mice
But he won't catch no pesky rat
He just wants his meow mix please
and now he's sleepy fat and mean

In this hairy animal blizard
Lets go ahead and throw in a lizard

An Iguana that stretches 8 feet long
With a mouth full of razor sharp teeth
With green scales that reach down his tail
I'm glad that he doesn't eat meat

So I'll cut this poem short
Behind me is a code 103
It happens all the time around here
It means that somebody peed

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Last edited by Scrump; 09-27-2007 at 07:27 PM. Reason: Please keep content PG-13.
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Old 09-27-2007, 11:01 PM     #2 (permalink)
 
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Old 09-27-2007, 11:44 PM     #3 (permalink)
 
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well, i liked it. made me laff. nice one.
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