Experience life like a video game OR a movie?
Pee your pants in public OR hug a random person?
Hit every red light for the rest of your life OR always be wrong?
Be able to fly or hear other peoples thoughts?
Have a unibrow OR have a uniboob?

Piss a marble or pass a bowling ball?
Kill a puppy OR Kill a middle-aged fat man?
Be 3ft tall OR be 9ft tall?
Have your eye fall out randomly OR have uncontrolable constant drool? Have lice OR Athletes foot?
Sit on a book to know what it's about OR lick every page to find out?
The dog eat your birthday cake or lose your keys 3 days in a row?
Have a 12in. eyelash you can't pluck OR earlobe the size of a basketball? Have saliva tasting like gasoline OR rubbing alcohol?
Get a bad tattoo OR have bad teeth?
Hair on your palms OR hair on your feet?
Find your soul mate but every time they spoke, they sounded like ACDC OR be alone forever?