03-09-2007, 11:09 PM
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True Story
Killer Biscuits Wanted For Attempted Murder ------- (the actual AP
>> headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her >> in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some >> groceries. >> Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up >> and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. >> One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and >> walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and >> she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda >> replied, that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been >> holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, >> who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused >> to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found >> that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury >> biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that >> sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her >> head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough >> and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly >> recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone >> noticed and came to her aid. >> >> Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, but I'm certain that's irrelevant. >> >>
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03-10-2007, 03:07 PM
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 Well I watch a TV show on Discovery Channel, that explored this "story" aka myth.It seems it could have happened, but only in Calif. where the "Blonde, Liberal Democrats" live!  I had never thought about the original story being blamed on that.  But it makes my day, as a "Conservative Democrat".  OH, and the story is several years old now!!
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03-15-2007, 04:31 PM
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hello...
wow..poor blondes....i feel for them....in my town where i live the local cops arested a rooster.....to top that off the put the poor thing in jail.....go understand that one ....whats next ....i wonder....this is a true story.....cb88....but funny....hehehehehe
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