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MENTAL HEALTH HELP
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07-11-2007, 04:56 PM
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MENTAL HEALTH HELP
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity. 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2.Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4.Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It, 'In.' 5. Put Decaf In TheCoffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds.' 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.' 8.Don't use any punctuation 9.As Often As Possible,Skip, Rather Than Walk. 10.Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is, 'To Go.' 12.Sing Along At The Opera. 13.Go To A Poetry Recital And AskWhy The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14.Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area AndPlay tropical Sounds All Day. 15.Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You'reNot In The Mood. 16.Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,Rock Bottom. 17.When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won!, I Won!' 18.When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling,'Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!' 19.Tell Your Children Over Dinner.'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20.And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....... Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. Its Called .......therapy!
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07-26-2007, 08:54 AM
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LMAO robby keep it up. made me smile
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07-27-2007, 02:06 PM
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LOL - Those were good!
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KatRN 
very good I'm going to try No.5 with the Coffee
