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10-15-2007, 08:32 PM

i know everyone gets those funny emails sent to them some of them even doing it daily so just thought it be good to hear what it is what goes round in these funny emails.

post your funny emails here!!

10-16-2007, 07:46 AM

1.Tell them you are going to the toilet and search in their rooms

2.never use their toilet you will be blamed for a floater!

3.never tell them that they should clean up before you arive they will forever insult you about it

4.turn the fridge upside down when they are not there and when they get there tell them you have to go.

5.if you break an ornement remember one thing
BLUE TACK FIXES EVERYTHING

6.offer to cook them dinner and then shout to them OH MY GOD YOUR FRIDGE IS UPSIDE DOWN!!!!

7.if you stay the night remember they will know you if have orderd for a porn site to be available

8.never take in a prostitute for the night they will know if they are or not.

9.take in a universal remote control and have some fun when they are watching tv.

10.invite the police round and tell them it's a strip club.

Cenafan · 11-12-2007, 07:40 AM

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.

They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents.'
Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25¢ !!!!

**Kay** · 11-15-2007, 04:37 PM

To All

Allow me to thank you for all the chain letters you have sent me in the past 8 years. Nevertheless:

I am still waiting for the money Bill Gates was going to send;
I have made a deposit of all my savings on the account of a certain Amy Bruce whom has been very ill about 864 times and whom still is 8 years old ever since 1999;
My free Nokia cell phone hasn’t arrived;
I have added my name about 3,000 times on a petition to save the endangered yellow dotted squirrel;
I have been warned 147 times that my Hotmail account was to going to be deleted;
I have the recipe to never be single again and be happy for the rest of my life (you just have to write the person’s name down on a piece of paper while thinking of him/her and run backwards in small circles with both hands on your head while chanting ancient songs in Gaelic)
I have collected about 300 years of bad luck and apparently I have died 67 times for not forwarding a chain letter.

You all are great friends, thank you so much for having shared all that knowledge with me.

Careful: If you don’t forward this letter within 10 seconds to 1,500 people, a dinosaur will come for your family tomorrow at 5:30 pm. This is not a joke; I know it’s true because it happened to me.

Cenafan · 11-21-2007, 06:21 AM

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of
>me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
>leave me the hell alone.
>
> 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and
>leaky tire.
>
> 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So, if you're going to steal
>your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
>
> 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
>promoted.
>
> 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
>
> 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
>
> 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple
>of car payments.
>
> 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their
>shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have
>their shoes.
>
> 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
>
> 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to
>fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
>
> 11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
>probably worth it.
>
> 12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
>
> 13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
>
> 14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>
> 15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and
>put it back in your pocket.
>
> 16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
>
> 17. Duct tape is like 'The Force.' It has a light side and a dark
>side, and it holds the universe together.
>
> 18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one
>works.
>
> 19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
>moving.
>
> 20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need
>it.
>
> 21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
>
> 22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a
>laxative on the same night.

10-15-2007, 08:32 PM	#1 (permalink)

Dark_Demon Guest Posts: n/a	funny emails!! i know everyone gets those funny emails sent to them some of them even doing it daily so just thought it be good to hear what it is what goes round in these funny emails. post your funny emails here!!

10-16-2007, 07:46 AM	#2 (permalink)

Dark_Demon Guest Posts: n/a	10 things to do at someone elses house!! 1.Tell them you are going to the toilet and search in their rooms 2.never use their toilet you will be blamed for a floater! 3.never tell them that they should clean up before you arive they will forever insult you about it 4.turn the fridge upside down when they are not there and when they get there tell them you have to go. 5.if you break an ornement remember one thing BLUE TACK FIXES EVERYTHING 6.offer to cook them dinner and then shout to them OH MY GOD YOUR FRIDGE IS UPSIDE DOWN!!!! 7.if you stay the night remember they will know you if have orderd for a porn site to be available 8.never take in a prostitute for the night they will know if they are or not. 9.take in a universal remote control and have some fun when they are watching tv. 10.invite the police round and tell them it's a strip club.

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