Overlord

Posts: 15

Blog Entries: 2

Kay, I'm going to give you guys the same Introduction I gave on my Interpals account.

My name (LizardBear) there is different, but the introduction still applies.


Retarded Introductory Cheer:

Hi my name is LizardBear!
I'm so cool it isnt fair!
Bunny Ears glued to my hair!
Its funny how the kiddies stare ^.^

"Butt Head" is my favourite quote!
I'd really love to "do" the Pope!
I hear voices in my head!
I really hate the colour red!

I play Resident Evil 5!
My little sister is almost 9!
I have a dog who licks her butt!
You'll often find me saying "Wut!?"

Gay people are really fun!
An Open mind is Number One!
Racism is really gross!
I most resemble "Buttered Toast"

I love everything Japanese!
But all I can say is "Fried eggs, please."
I like to count my fingers and toes
But I really hate my freaking nose

If you want to know more about my life,
Then messaging me would be really nice ^.^

I hope you enjoyed it. It was the dumbest thing I've ever written.

Hi. My Name is LizardBear.



Edit:

I nearly forgot to fully introduce myself.

I go by several names, though I frequently use LizardBear, Overlord, or Secktre...

I'm sarcastic, realistic, and a bit sadistic at times. I have absolutely no problem with voicing my personal opinion. I'm cold-hearted. I don't care who knows.

I don't like touching people. I don't know what it is... I just... find physical contact with human beings outside of my immediate family absolutely repulsive... But what's strange is... I'm looking for someone who I don't find utterly repulsive.

A few oddities:

-I define love as a temporary stimulus in the brain that, after two years, can be sustained by either rationalization or a growth in attraction to the physical, mental, or behavioural traits of another human being. I know I don't have the fairytale definition of what it is, but I'll agree to disgaree with anyone else's definition.

- I moodswing. I'm generally a very happy and inviting person on IM, however I'm very cold and realistic in the forum.

-I find sarcasm attractive.

-Despite my dislike for other human beings, I'm very flirtatious. Its odd, I know. So what.

Other things... I guess... will be learned in time...

Overlord

Posts: 15

Blog Entries: 2

o_o Why was this moved? This is my introduction. Its not a poem, its a funny song telling you about me -_- Followed by a more detailed, slightly less exciting, description...

GrammyBear

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Hello! It's nice to meet you!

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Hello and Welcome. I cant wait tio meet you so why dont you come on in for a chat.Just click chat at the top of the page.

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welcome to cusa! hope you like it as much as we do!

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