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Lies
Here's a collection of some of the most commonly told lies:
- "The check is in the mail."
- "I'll respect you in the morning."
- "It's only a cold sore."
- "You get this one, I'll pay next time."
- "My wife doesn't understand me."
- "Trust me, I'll take care of everything."
- "Of course I love you."
- "I am getting a divorce."
- "Drinking? Why, no, Officer."
- "It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing."
- "I never watch television... except for PBS and The Weather Channel."
- "...but we can still be good friends."
- "She means NOTHING to me!"
- "Don't worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on empty."
- "Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone."
- "I've never done anything like this before."
- "I *love* your new _____!"
- "Now, I'm going to tell you the truth."
- "It's supposed to make that noise."
- "...then take a left. You can't miss it."
- "Don't worry, it's OK - I'm sterile."
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