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True Story
Killer Biscuits Wanted For Attempted Murder ------- (the actual AP
>> headline)
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her
>> in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
>> groceries.
>> Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up
>> and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
>> One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
>> walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and
>> she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda
>> replied, that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been
>> holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics,
>> who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused
>> to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found
>> that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury
>> biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that
>> sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her
>> head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough
>> and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
>> recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone
>> noticed and came to her aid.
>>
>> Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, but I'm certain that's irrelevant.
>>
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Louis
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