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Not at your Desk?
Best Automated Out-Of-Office email replies:
1. I am currently out of the office at a job
interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the
position. Please be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification
because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances
are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's
having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted
to our management team.
4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you
send me until I return from vacation. Please be
patient, and your mail will be deleted in the
order it was received.
5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has
been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99
for each additional word in your message.
6. The email! server is unable to verify your server
connection. Your message has not been delivered.
Please restart your computer and try sending again.
(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can
see who did this over and over and over....)
7. Thank you for your message, which has been added
to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place,
and can expect to receive a reply in
approximately 19 weeks.
8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me.
Please wait by your PC for my response.
9. I've run away to join a different circus.
10. I will be out of the office for the next two
weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer
to me as 'Lucille' instead of Steve.
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