04-09-2008, 07:53 AM
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Posts: 10,571
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: ...just over the edge
Age: 55
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Teachers Comments
These are actual comments made on students'
report cards by teachers in the New York City
Public school system. All teachers were reprimanded
but, boy, are these funny!
1. Since my last report, your child has reached
rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your son is depriving a village some where of
an 'idiot.'
5. Your son sets low personal standards, and
then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the
plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should
sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing,
but the train isn't coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd
have to be watered twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that
created this child, beat out 1,000,000 others
12. The wheel is turning, but the hamster is
definitely dead.
Sad, I know, but still hahaha 
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