A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the
Pennsylvania State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his
ticket book, she said, 'I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the
State Troopers Ball.' He replied 'Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have
balls.' There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized
what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car
and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.......