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Theatre joke
The rather broad lady handed the usher two tickets.
"Where's the other party?" asked the usher.
"Well", said the lady,with a blush, "you see,one seat is rather uncomfortable so I bought two. They're both for me."
"Okay", the usher replied, "but you're gonna have trouble. Your seats are numbers eighty and ninety-five."
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