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Just a few Funnies :D
*How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
All 3 of them.
*How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
*Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.
*How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put a remote control between his toes.
*What did God say after creating man?
I must be able to do better than that.
*What did God say after creating Eve?
Practice makes perfect.
*Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years?
Because he wouldn't ask for directions.
*What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They're married.
*Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God, "the man says, "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
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