Pier

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OK Lets do something different today so the Mortuary can get rid of the backload

As Christmas is approaching want to get you in the mood for those Christmas crackers so you can impress family and friends
Just copy and paste questions on your reply and add your answers
Will leave it open for 24 hours and edit your thread with how many out of 15 you get but not which ones
If you dont know make it up but keep it clean


Prize for the correct answer will be a Premium Membership / equivalent
points






1 How do you get one hundred feet in the air

2 What do you call an elephant that flies

3 How do you keep a skunk from smelling

4 What do you call it when a bunch of sheep roll down a hill

5 Why do giraffes have long necks

6 Why do elephants paint their toenails red

7 Why do birds fly south for the winter

8 Why are false teeth like stars

9 What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun

10 Whats grey,yellow,grey,yellow,grey,yellow,grey,yellow

11 What has a bed does not sleep has a mouth but does not speak

12 How do you know Santa is a man

13 What can fill a room but takes up no space

14 Big as a biscuit deep as a cup but even a river cant fill it up, what is it

15 What kind of room has no windows or doors

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