11-15-2007, 05:37 PM
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CUSA Moderator
Posts: 4,609
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Belgium
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Thank you, everybody!
To All
Allow me to thank you for all the chain letters you have sent me in the past 8 years. Nevertheless:
- I am still waiting for the money Bill Gates was going to send;
- I have made a deposit of all my savings on the account of a certain Amy Bruce whom has been very ill about 864 times and whom still is 8 years old ever since 1999;
- My free Nokia cell phone hasn’t arrived;
- I have added my name about 3,000 times on a petition to save the endangered yellow dotted squirrel;
- I have been warned 147 times that my Hotmail account was to going to be deleted;
- I have the recipe to never be single again and be happy for the rest of my life (you just have to write the person’s name down on a piece of paper while thinking of him/her and run backwards in small circles with both hands on your head while chanting ancient songs in Gaelic)
- I have collected about 300 years of bad luck and apparently I have died 67 times for not forwarding a chain letter.
You all are great friends, thank you so much for having shared all that knowledge with me.
Careful: If you don’t forward this letter within 10 seconds to 1,500 people, a dinosaur will come for your family tomorrow at 5:30 pm. This is not a joke; I know it’s true because it happened to me.
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