This is a key ring that I seen on my sister's keys that i thought was funny even though I'm a guys 
1. Please don't talk to my breast, you won't be meeting them anyway.
2. If you want to control someone, sleep with the remote.
3. I always choose chocolate over men - ALWAYS
4. 51% Love Godness 49% Bitch
5. My sexual preference is NO!!!!
6. My body is a temple, NOW GET ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY!!!
7. It's Not the Size that counts, It's...No wait size does count!!!
8. Remeber, you horny piece of dirt, Girls are made of sugar, spice and everthing nice.
9. Men are like hardwood floors, lay them the first time and you can walk all over them forever
10. Save your breathe for your inflatable date.